Boplabhap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able jackal.

Boplabhap created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Boplabhap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boplabhap, it will remove you from existence.

Boplabhap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Boplabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Boplabhap loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.