Mummotrancabdannuljap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty walrus.

Mummotrancabdannuljap created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mummotrancabdannuljap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mummotrancabdannuljap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mummotrancabdannuljap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mummotrancabdannuljap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mummotrancabdannuljap.

4. Never feed lentils to great tits while wearing blue scarves.

5. Never mention tapirs.
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