Yimmaptettiquamquillyat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able goat.

Yimmaptettiquamquillyat created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Yimmaptettiquamquillyat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimmaptettiquamquillyat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yimmaptettiquamquillyat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yimmaptettiquamquillyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing skirts.

5. Do not covet oxen.