Quimflanarf is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident
hummingbird.
Quimflanarf created matter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quimflanarf, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Quimflanarf, he will turn you into a puffin.
Quimflanarf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Quimflanarf's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry dolphins.
2. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never think ill of sick great tits.
5. Never write about amino acids.