Gatlarpbell is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying
parrot.
Gatlarpbell created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gatlarpbell, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gatlarpbell, she will remove you from existence.
Gatlarpbell's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Gatlarpbell's Holy Commandments1. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the south.
2. Put Gatlarpbell first in all things.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.
5. Always stare at clouds.