Rillbegrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous squirrel.

Rillbegrull created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbegrull, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rillbegrull, he will turn you into a mole.

Rillbegrull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rillbegrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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