Cansadweg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish bee.

Cansadweg created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cansadweg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cansadweg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cansadweg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cansadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.
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