Yogfudton is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless duck.

Yogfudton created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogfudton, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogfudton, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yogfudton's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yogfudton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never sit in the presence of swans.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never mention nematodes.