Ragfadaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical wyvern.

Ragfadaf created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfadaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ragfadaf, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ragfadaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ragfadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sprint near grasshopers.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Ragfadaf on top of important buildings.