Carmigjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid centipede.

Carmigjab created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carmigjab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Carmigjab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Carmigjab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Carmigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. You must pray to Carmigjab seven times a day.