Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional octopus.

Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. You must pray to Femdibyar Zengabnabtarg Citfigspagrow seven times a day.