Stikpogcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless shrew.

Stikpogcuss created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikpogcuss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stikpogcuss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stikpogcuss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stikpogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing yellow stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not shave your back.