Fagkarwot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic chinchilla.

Fagkarwot created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Fagkarwot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fagkarwot, he will destroy your home planet.

Fagkarwot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fagkarwot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Always help sick swans.