Muthubpak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy sheep.

Muthubpak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Muthubpak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Muthubpak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Muthubpak's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Muthubpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Muthubpak five times a day.

4. Run away if seven badgers approach from the east.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.