Fasliknel is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong hippopotamus.

Fasliknel created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasliknel, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fasliknel, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fasliknel's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fasliknel's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fasliknel's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Fasliknel.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fasliknel on top of all buildings.