Mifdid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unjust tapir.

Mifdid created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifdid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mifdid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mifdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to moths while wearing pink rings.

5. Do not stand on grass.