Bossvig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless human.

Bossvig created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossvig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossvig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bossvig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bossvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away from blue dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.