Flowpangnan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful bear.

Flowpangnan created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpangnan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flowpangnan, she will turn you into a snail.

Flowpangnan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flowpangnan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Flowpangnan.

5. Flowpangnan loves badgers, so they must be honoured.