Stiglidcam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy centipede.

Stiglidcam created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglidcam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiglidcam, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stiglidcam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stiglidcam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away if three voles approach from the north.