Sigdibsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart hippopotamus.

Sigdibsom created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Sigdibsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigdibsom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sigdibsom's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sigdibsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if five turtles approach from the west.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigdibsom.