Natrengan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful mink.

Natrengan created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natrengan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natrengan, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Natrengan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Natrengan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Natrengan.