Bidbatdud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical chinchilla.

Bidbatdud created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidbatdud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bidbatdud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bidbatdud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bidbatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Bidbatdud loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.