Sogvolfet is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive fairy.

Sogvolfet created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogvolfet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogvolfet, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sogvolfet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sogvolfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never wear shirts.