Lenlidfab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil coyote.

Lenlidfab created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenlidfab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenlidfab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lenlidfab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lenlidfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenlidfab.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.