Flammongigditxemyik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, egotistical mole.

Flammongigditxemyik created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Flammongigditxemyik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flammongigditxemyik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flammongigditxemyik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flammongigditxemyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always help rats.