Lenjinnadxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy goblin.

Lenjinnadxuc created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenjinnadxuc, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenjinnadxuc, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lenjinnadxuc's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lenjinnadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never hop in the presence of shrews.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.