Volnabrak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous hare.

Volnabrak created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Volnabrak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Volnabrak, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Volnabrak's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Volnabrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Volnabrak three times a day.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.