Arfsanlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating snail.

Arfsanlarn created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfsanlarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arfsanlarn, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arfsanlarn's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arfsanlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help swans.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.