Vengangab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest squirrel.

Vengangab created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vengangab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vengangab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vengangab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vengangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vengangab.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vengangab.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.