Godlunfut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing raccoon.

Godlunfut created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godlunfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godlunfut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Godlunfut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Godlunfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about black holes.