Godlunfut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing
raccoon.
Godlunfut created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Godlunfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Godlunfut, it will turn you into a puffin.
Godlunfut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Godlunfut's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never think about black holes.