Rullfedsad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, idiotic cat.

Rullfedsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfedsad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullfedsad, she will turn you into a goat.

Rullfedsad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rullfedsad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Always take life seriously.