Podmilfub is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless
beaver.
Podmilfub created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Podmilfub, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Podmilfub, it will make you grow a tail.
Podmilfub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Podmilfub's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured moths.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always help squirrels.
4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Podmilfub in the centre of the settlement.
5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Podmilfub on top of all buildings.