Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg
is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental
mink
.
Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg
created energy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg
, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg
, he will not care.
Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg's
most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about parsnips.
2. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.
3. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing kilts.
4. Never sprint near ducks.
5. Never talk about squirrels.
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