Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental mink.

Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg, he will not care.

Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Manflaglatcipxucfastimtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing kilts.

4. Never sprint near ducks.

5. Never talk about squirrels.