Davjentangubdaghimjipfad is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical
bat.
Davjentangubdaghimjipfad created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Davjentangubdaghimjipfad, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Davjentangubdaghimjipfad, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Davjentangubdaghimjipfad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Davjentangubdaghimjipfad's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never talk about shrews.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Davjentangubdaghimjipfad.
5. Always help cats.