Davjentangubdaghimjipfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical bat.

Davjentangubdaghimjipfad created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davjentangubdaghimjipfad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Davjentangubdaghimjipfad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Davjentangubdaghimjipfad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Davjentangubdaghimjipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Davjentangubdaghimjipfad.

5. Always help cats.