Genpakliptag is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional
mongoose.
Genpakliptag created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Genpakliptag, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Genpakliptag, she will curse you with boils.
Genpakliptag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Genpakliptag's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not hurt badgers.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never talk about fire.