Genpakliptag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional mongoose.

Genpakliptag created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genpakliptag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genpakliptag, she will curse you with boils.

Genpakliptag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Genpakliptag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about fire.