Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome crane.

Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never write about stars.