Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim
is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome
crane
.
Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim
created carbon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim
, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim
, he will turn you into a sheep.
Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim's
most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Wegpagbot Gessfedvabzim's Holy Commandments
1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always help grasshopers.
4. Do not eat strawberries.
5. Never write about stars.
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