Ditvilbin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous shrew.

Ditvilbin created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditvilbin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditvilbin, he will turn you into a tree.

Ditvilbin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ditvilbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Do not shave your arms.