Ditvilbin is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous
shrew.
Ditvilbin created dark matter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ditvilbin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ditvilbin, he will turn you into a tree.
Ditvilbin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Ditvilbin's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair purple.
2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.
3. Never talk about chlorophyll.
4. Never talk about whales.
5. Do not shave your arms.