Busgubsasjip is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, generous
troll.
Busgubsasjip created Africa six million years ago.
If you believe in
Busgubsasjip, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Busgubsasjip, she will be mildly annoyed.
Busgubsasjip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Busgubsasjip's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never wear brown jumpers.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always pray immersed in water.