Busgubsasjip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, generous troll.

Busgubsasjip created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Busgubsasjip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busgubsasjip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Busgubsasjip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Busgubsasjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear brown jumpers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.