Fotgumrak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating capybara.

Fotgumrak created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgumrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotgumrak, he will torture you forever.

Fotgumrak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fotgumrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Always stare at clouds.