Laggepbam is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid
pig.
Laggepbam created a strange quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Laggepbam, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Laggepbam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Laggepbam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Laggepbam's Holy Commandments1. Shrews are not to be trusted.
2. Feed all hungry porpoises.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Always wear blue.
5. You must never eat limes.