Cutspaggem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering fly.

Cutspaggem created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutspaggem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cutspaggem, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cutspaggem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cutspaggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. You must pray to Cutspaggem three times a day.

5. Cutspaggem must be the most important thing in your life.