Danyarthon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, competent sheep.

Danyarthon created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danyarthon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Danyarthon, it will destroy your home planet.

Danyarthon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Danyarthon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Danyarthon loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.