Hatcedjatneg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent beaver.

Hatcedjatneg created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hatcedjatneg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hatcedjatneg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hatcedjatneg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hatcedjatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.