Vadcinbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic cobra.

Vadcinbet created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcinbet, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vadcinbet, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vadcinbet's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vadcinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Run away if seven manatees approach from the east.