Mobabbud Fenstafkar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome unicorn.

Mobabbud Fenstafkar created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobabbud Fenstafkar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mobabbud Fenstafkar, he will turn you into a frog.

Mobabbud Fenstafkar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mobabbud Fenstafkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the west.