Sigsiskad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental spider.

Sigsiskad created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigsiskad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sigsiskad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sigsiskad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sigsiskad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not take Sigsiskad's name in vain.

4. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the north.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sigsiskad on top of all buildings.