Tagfasvig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered ferret.

Tagfasvig created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tagfasvig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tagfasvig, he will make you grow a tail.

Tagfasvig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tagfasvig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tagfasvig first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.