Flabmifdud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced dingo.

Flabmifdud created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabmifdud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flabmifdud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flabmifdud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flabmifdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flabmifdud.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.