Artgubomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent jackal.

Artgubomin created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artgubomin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artgubomin, it will not care at all.

Artgubomin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Artgubomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if nine sharks approach from the east.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Artgubomin.

5. Never eat lentils.