Litbotwod is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, weak
tortoise.
Litbotwod created everything that exists two million years ago.
If you believe in
Litbotwod, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Litbotwod, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Litbotwod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Litbotwod's Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Do not wear cyan clothing.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never talk about fire.