Litbotwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak tortoise.

Litbotwod created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Litbotwod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Litbotwod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Litbotwod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Litbotwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about fire.